"If ants got a hold of pretzels they could build little houses. just imgagine it They’d have a sawmill for cutting them up... they could build barns too, a whole ant farm."
…3 full minutes pass…
"This house isn’t big enough for a full ant farm. They do stuff big you know? it’d probably be all over the whole floor all the buildings little tractors going all around you’d be walking and - crunch, there goes another tractor"
"Of course they wouldn’t be able to have internal combustion engines...they’d have to have little wagons pulled by a team of ants..."
"Good thing the darn buggers haven’t gotten a hold of pretzels..."
Micah, we just had lunch, stop eating my pretzels